I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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