is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
