"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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