Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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