All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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