So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange