the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and she was petting her beer can
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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