love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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