Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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