Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.

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(254): View more from Texas

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

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YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(646): View more from New York

He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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(954): View more from Florida

If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.

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(845): View more from New York

her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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(909): View more from California

He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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(813): View more from Florida

My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.

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