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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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• (209): View more from California

  ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  tequila makes her clothes fall off

  (512): View more from Texas

  wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.

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• (951): View more from California

  she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence

  (415): View more from California

  shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.

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