so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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