he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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