yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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