i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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