Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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