I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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