I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hey! you should come over!
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