buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think i got beer on your cat.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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