We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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