Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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