Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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