Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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