Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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