Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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