But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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