she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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