6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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