Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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