i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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