Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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