Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How external is "for external use only"?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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