Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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