Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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