mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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