So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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