If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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