he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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