Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That accounts for only three of the penises
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
