I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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