Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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