Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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