you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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