I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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