All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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