we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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