go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs