Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I have demons in me.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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