i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
this will be a night to untag.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize