id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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