white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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