Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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