Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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