So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Your penis caused this!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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