it was like his penis was on wheels.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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