I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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