You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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