I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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