talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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