You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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